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The picture is overall nice .. I mean your idea of colorful is absolutely clear in this photo .. The first impact of the photo is good ...

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The concept of the picture is unbelievable .. Its a really good idea and I love the depth of field and focus .. But I think if you are ...

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I'll start with this one.. I already feel bad.. No, I disagree! 

A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.

A homeless man walks up to her.

She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"

He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it."

"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies. The man turns and starts walking away.

"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?"

"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says.


What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window


How do you swat 200 flies at one time? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.


I was sitting next to this really hot thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, 'Please don't get an erection, don't get an erection'... but she did.


A guy walks into his daughter's bedroom and sees her masturbating with a cucumber. He says to himself "oh man I was gonna eat that......now it's gonna taste like cucumber"


What's white and twelve inches long?
Nothing

EDIT: Some more jokes..

I read this one on reddit.. 

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat.

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Top 50 Scapes of 2013 'November'

Journal Entry: Fri Dec 20, 2013, 4:56 PM

Cracks by Nelleke    Kirkjufellfoss by porbital
Ecuador - Serenity by lux69aeterna   Drifting by DMMDesign   Candle Lit Lake by PeterJCoskun
The End by MikkoLagerstedt  Eisbaum Tal by TobiasAckermann
Black Lake, Louisiana by EmileeSelf  They rode on... by JanPusdrowski
  Black and White by ahmedspeculates
  winter 23 by KariLiimatainen   The Fjord by Erinti
 San Diego Massive by AndrewShoemaker
The Shore by Erinti    Sunrise over Cappadocia 2 by CitizenFresh
Iceland Noir by TCM73  Tremont Golden Hour by cdenisr
Minna Recon II by Glenn-Crouch
The Perfume of the Land by OlivierAccart  dream by stevenfields
Borsec by AlecsPS 
 Ancient Dream by tvurk  Prophetic Memories by kkart  Toxic Sunset by PeterJCoskun
Inner Glimmer by OlivierAccart  Ristikivi by m-eralp   Koktebel Jazz Camp by Trashins 
Bruarfoss by Michaelthien  Mire tree. by MHelenelund  -Where no words needed- by Janek-Sedlar  Amber by MarvinDiehl
Flumen Autumn Flow by matthieu-parmentier  The sunken ice by XavierJamonet
 Elemental by jaelise  London Eye and Big Ben by hessbeck-fotografix  Bright Light by MaximeCourty
Karkonosze  Mountains 152 by PawelJG  To the unknown by erynlasgalenphotoart  
115 sn by sakaoglu  Blue Reflections by AlecsPS
Celestial Explosion by Jordan-Roberts  Milky Way at Vadkert lake by NorbertKocsis

China by duongquocdinh  Liwa Desert by Ananyana  
The Mystic Monolith by RobertoBertero

Watching and Waiti by timbodon
Rokey Bay by Wayman  


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LadyPleiades Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the fav.:happybounce:
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Thanks for the fave!!
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Thanks for the fav friend :) (Smile) 
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Thanks for the :+fav:! :happybounce:
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Thank you for the :+fav::hug:
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I just started using it like 3 days ago and I already have almost 600 more views to my work, 20-30 comments and like 10 more faves. It's pretty genius.. Really you're missing out if you don't use it lol. Wish I would've heard about it 6 years ago :P
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TVD-Photography Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Professional Photographer
Thank you for the fave on Sand Cat :hug: ^-^
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UtopiaSkyPhotoWorks Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the Fav! Amazing work you have here! well done
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Thanks for the fav!
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