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I Came to Say Goodbye Trigger warning: Contains a abstract, yet graphic, depiction of suicide. Please be cautious!I Came to Say Goodbye by Porsheee
I should have known something was wrong the moment I stepped outside; the wind slammed into me, pushing me backwards, even with my textbook-laden bookbag and years of flesh on my bones. This wind seemed quite out of the ordinary for the middle of the country—at least in the summer, when our time was usually spent either in or dreaming of air conditioning.
But no, I didn’t listen to my intuition. Instead I stepped out, took a second to process the violent blast, and braced myself for the long walk ahead. Nothing but Mother Nature stirring up trouble, right? It would be pointless to complain.
I also should have known something was wrong the second I stepped inside; the air smelled of electricity, the lights overhead were stale, and the hair on my arms raised when it brushed against the railing
I Will Be Free - Grammatically Revised EditionOriginal text by CupofCharlie.I Will Be Free - Grammatically Revised Edition by AlbinoFluttershy
Grammatically revised text and notes by AlbinoFluttershy.
Original Text, written July 11th, 2013
‘Magnificent skyline, out of my reach but always in my eye line now’
I am a balloon. My insides are filled to the brim with helium. A piece of pink ribbon has been tightly bound around my base. The pink material compliments my purple skin nicely. A young girl is holding the end of the beautiful ribbon, staring at me in delight. Thrilled to have her very own balloon in her favourite colour. But I long to be free. I do not wish to be somebody’
Your feelings are validI once readYour feelings are valid by Tangled-Tales
that a teaspoon of matter
from a black hole
can weigh thousands of tons
so think about that
when someone tells you
your problem is no big deal
it may not look
like you have the weight of the world
upon your shoulders
but it sure can feel like it.
A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.
A homeless man walks up to her.
She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"
He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it."
"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies. The man turns and starts walking away.
"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?"
"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says.
What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window
How do you swat 200 flies at one time? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
I was sitting next to this really hot thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, 'Please don't get an erection, don't get an erection'... but she did.
A guy walks into his daughter's bedroom and sees her masturbating with a cucumber. He says to himself "oh man I was gonna eat that......now it's gonna taste like cucumber"
What's white and twelve inches long?
EDIT: Some more jokes..
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat.